Big Brotherly Advice

I saw Liam lying next to Kieran on the floor this morning, holding his hands and telling him something with a very serious look on his face.

Liam: "Kieran? Baby Puppy? I have to tell you something."

Kieran: "Goo!"

Liam: "It's a secret. Daddy is much better than Mommy at playing ball. Daddy will also let you climb the ladder when he's trimming the bushes..."

Kieran: "Goo!"

Liam: "Yes, but, you are still so little. You need to stick by Mommy. She's the one with the milk. It's very strange and odd. Daddy has nipples, but no milk. So stick by Mommy for now, OK?"