Linguistically "Speaking"...

This is what you get when you take a girl raised in the Midwest by Southern parents and then put her in the Mid-Atlantic for 16 years:

Your Linguistic Profile::

35% General American English

20% Yankee

15% Dixie

15% Upper Midwestern

10% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

I really need to get my father-in-law to try this. He was born and raised in Egypt, and has been in the good ol' USA for almost as long as I've been alive. Hi Dad! I see you out there!

Thanks for the link, Chichimama!