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Monday, May 29, 2006

Household Safety and Sanity Tips

1. Do not reinjure an already sprained ankle. This is most likely to happen in situations of extreme floor clutter, where, for example, one might step on a Matchbox car, thus resulting in an unfortunate as well as embarassing slide across a tile floor.

2. Do not leave small children unattended while ministering to the aforementioned ankle. It is entirely possible for a two-year-old to open, dump, and crawl through the contents of a 7.625 ounce bottle of Elmer's Glue-All in a very short span of time.

That is all.


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