Breakfast Conversations

I was fixing Liam some breakfast this morning. He was playing in the toy room. A series of thumps occurred...

Thump 1:

Imagine the sound of a thirty pound boy tumbling onto the floor...
"Mommy, come here! I fell backwards. You need to kiss my backside!!"

Thump 2:

Large thump followed by the sound of things rolling around on the floor...
"Mommy, come here! I lost my marbles. I need help collecting them all!"

Thump 3:

A loud thump, origin mysterious...
"Mommy, come here! Something happened. But I won't say what!"

Oh, the day is shaping up to be very, very, really long...